How to bill like a lawyer without really being one

Become an appliance repairman. Yep, the washer is fixed and his hourly rate was what I paid my lawyer a decade ago. $150/hr. I realize most lawyers charge more than that now, but that is what I paid back then. Also, the part had a 100% markup vs. what I could have bought it for online from Sears. ~sigh~ I should have looked up online how to do it myself but I didn't feel like it this time.