Dr. Travis Stork says the average cold lasts 7 days . . .

. . . and I say, "In my dreams."

I've had a cold since the beginning of February.  It changed toward the end of  February and I think it went from cold #1 to cold #2 then.  I was 95% better about ten days ago when a sore throat, coughing, and suspicious ear pain started.  Maybe I can make it last a whole two months?

Whine.