A Caroline Funny

Dh and I pulled in tonight and the headlights shone on a sign attached to the mailbox:

Caroline has fallen in love with the 32 ounce sodas at the am/pm convenience store near our house. They cost 25 cents each with a current coupon. She didn't ask me for a quarter--she decided to earn some money, which is what the girls usually do when they want a bit of pocket money.

Here are the "fortunes" folded up in the paper airplanes we found with the game she had set up:

For children:
Your future: you will soon meet the love of your life!
Your fortune: you love water and someday you'll be afraid of water!

Teens and adults:
Your fortune: you will get a limo when you're 15
Your fortune: you will probably hate your dinner tonight. Chance: 51.9% or 51/100

How does she think these things up??