First Grade Proverbs

E's first grade teacher sent home a sheet that says:

Several years ago, there was a first grade teacher who gave her students the first half of famous proverbs, and asked them to finish the quotes. Her results were hilarious. They have been circulating around in email for quite some time. You may have even received them in your inbox a time or two. Out of curiousity, I decided to give my first graders that same task. Here are some of their proverbs:

Here are E's:

Strike when the . . . guy is not looking.
Don't put all your eggs . . . in the freezer.